Who Doesn’t Like A Girl Scout Cookie?

For her, it was a tiny slip, but to me, it was a major mistake.It’s not necessarily that she makes errors I can profit on. I really don’t make this public, especially in my earshot, but there are instances she makes a mistake, and I’m always on the lookout for those times.In regards to me, I’m constantly making mistakes.

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I’m not sure that I can make just a tiny slide because mine are considerably larger. And the issue with this is, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage constantly catches themand at times, I do not know how she does itshe grabs them before I actually do them.She calls it”girl’s intuition,” but I call it”guy’s trouble.”This past week, for example, I had an appointment with my eye doctor. I was to pick up my new glasses, and that I was anxious about that. I advised my wife that the physician’s appointment was on Wednesday. She countered that and stated,”No, I believe it is on Thursday.””It is my appointment,” I said, both hands on my hips,”and I’ll go when I wish to.”She looked at me, snickered, and then went straight back to what she was doing. I believe I heard her mumbling something like,”He is 13 again.”I got to the eye doctor’s office, walked as I was placing on my mask (I’m not overly fond of these masks), walked to the counter, and signed . Then I went to sit and wait to be called.In a couple of minutes, a nurse came to me and explained,”Mr. Snyder, exactly what are you doing here today?””I am sorry, your appointment is not until tomorrow”I looked at her one of my stunned appearances and said,”Could I camp until tomorrow”I needed to go home and tell my wife I was incorrect, and she had been perfect. If I had a nickel for every time I admitted that I was incorrect, I’d be a very wealthy person.But this week, my wife left her error, and I was able to profit on it.She returned home from shopping at Publix, and I believe before thinking, she explained as she was coming into the kitchen”The Girl Scouts are selling cookies at Publix today.”There are many things she says that I cannot hear. I’m not sure if it’s my ears or what. I tried to stay quiet and calm. I understood if I awakened any excitement, she would grab on to what she said to me. According to her, I’m very limited regarding the cookies I’m allowed to eat. Her preference is that I consume no biscuits while I’ve got breath in my nostrils.I remember when she told me,”you can’t eat no cookies!”I smiled since she didn’t know what she stated. Most people don’t get that.The next step was to figure out how to leave the house and visit Publix without somebody in the home finding out.I did not understand how I would do this. I thought about it and tried to come up with the ideal plan.Afterward, an opportunity opened up I could not have expected.”I forgot something in Publix,” my wife said,”do you have enough time to run over to Publix and pick up this for me?”I find it very difficult to subdue hilarious laughter under conditions in this way. I worked hard and solemnly stated,”Oh, my beloved. I can go at the moment, and there is no difficulty in any way.”Like magic, I vanished from the home and started the car before I got inside and headed for Publix. All I could think about was those beautifully delicious Girl Scout cookies. In the end, when I buy Girl Scout cookies, I am helping to encourage some young ladies who want it. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.Walking up to the women at Publix, I almost forgot what I’d come to pick up.I looked at them and said,”I’ll be back after I go do a little searching.”I’m always as good as my word, and I came back, and because I couldn’t make my mind up as to what cookies I wanted to purchase, I did the gentlemanly thing and purchased one of every cookie they had available. Just how much it cost has no relativity to my appetite for these cookies.”Isn’t that what you wanted me to buy?”She just stared at me, but all I could think about was eating that first cookie.As I reveled in eating that cookie, I was reminded of exactly what David said in one of his Psalms,”Delight thyself also in the LORD; and he will give thee the desires of thine heart” (Psalms 37:4).